I kicked a birdbath in an elevator because I’m sexy and I can do what I want!

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by Jan Seides
Saturday 23rd May, 2009, 9:40pm

Just for fun (stole this from my friend, Cary Cooper of the Dreamsicles)

Pick the month you were born:

January——-I kicked

February——I loved

March——–I karate chopped

April———-I licked

May———-I jumped on

June———-I smelled

July———–I did the Macarena With

August——–I had lunch with

September—-I danced with

October——-I sang to

November—–I yelled at

December—–I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1——-a birdbath

2——-a monster

3——-a phone

4——-a fork

5——-a snowman

6——-a gangster

7——-my mobile phone

8——-my dog

9——-my best friends’ boyfriend

10——-my neighbour

11——-my science teacher

12——-a banana

13——-a fireman

14——-a stuffed animal

15——-a goat

16——-a pickle

17——-your mom

18——-a spoon

19—— – a smurf

20——-a baseball bat

21——-a ninja

22——-Chuck Norris

23——-a noodle

24——-a squirrel

25——-a football player

26——-my sister

27——-my brother

28——-an iPod

29——-a surfer

30——-a homeless guy

31——-a llama


What is the last number of the year you were born:

1——— In my car

2 ——— On your car

3 ———– In a hole

4 ———– Under your bed

5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle

6 ——— sliding down a hill

7 ——— in an elevator

8———- at the dinner table

9 ——– In line at the bank

0 ——– in your bathroom


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White———because I’m cool like that

Black———because that’s how I roll.

Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.

Red———–because the voices told me to.

Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want

Green———because I think I need some serious help.

Purple———because I’m AWESOME!

Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.

Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.

Brown———because I can.

Other———-because I’m a Ninja!

None———-because I can’t control myself!

 Now type out the sentence you made for a title, and put it wherever you like. Enjoy!

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